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the inaugural dip. have you been in yet? 

la première saucette de l’année. tu y as été déjà?

school bells are ringing and class is in session! the first lainey gossip faculty tour stop is tonight in victoria. the dean (and queen) of gossip will school the class about the realm of rumor. want your name on the attendance list at one of her next stops? (edmonton - april 10, winnipeg - april 11, halifax - april 24, montreal - april 25, london - april 29) visit laineygossip.com to enroll.  

la cloche a sonné, le cours a commencé! premier arrêt de la tournée universitaire en potinage: victoria. la directrice (et reine) des potins vous enseignera l’abc des racontars sur les stars. tu veux t’inscrire aux prochaines séances? (edmonton - 10 avril, winnipeg - 11 avril, halifax - 24 avril, montréal - 25 avril, london - 29 avril) visite laineygossip.com  

pickle punctuation. yes, it’s a thing.

source: onecog2many

point taken!!!!!!!!!!

source: taberandrew

can’t read it, but it looks right to us.

source: Brainfit